Lee!!! You must! These floats are so fun -- the woman who owns the barge will get on the mic and tell people to "balance the boat" or they will have to get off because she doesn't care about the money, she cares about their safety. There's a DJ, dancing, a cool breeze, and wonderful people. I'd love for you to join. And I'm thrilled you like the recording :)
Proud childless cat lady here, reporting for duty (cat mom of two jet black cats who really are panthers prowling around my house) - and I couldn't be more glad that our time has come to rise up. Finally! I never had the maternal instinct, so, yes, I chose (gasp!) to remain a childless cat lady. The horror!
But, like you, I get to enjoy a pretty f'ing rad, footloose life; breaking my heart wide open in elephant sanctuaries in Laos + Cambodia, then cycling across Vietman last year. Loving on baby elephants in Botswana then marveling at wild herds on safari this summer. More elephant love in S. Africa. In October, I'll be trekking elusive desert elephants after dawn Yoga in Namibia. (Yes, there's a theme here ... 🐘🐈⬛)
Guess what?! These epic adventures - which I definitely don't take for granted - would be all but impossible if I weren't a childless cat lady very much in love with my own life.
So, I shall wear my badge and let my freak flag fly proudly with both arms held high. And will be cackling like a witch stroking my black cats as Kamala is sworn in on January 20, 2025. Eat it, J.D.
It's so true. I have a laundry list of things I know I wouldn't have done in the way I did them. And while I recognize that people do enjoy going on holiday with their children, that's not me lol. We've worked hard for this life and there's not a single insult or dumb meme that would make me think about doing it differently.
This is amazing and hilarious, glad you’re getting so time to recover from all the adulting. I’m very pro-cat but have heard just about every anti-cat ideology out there, but your “big cats trapped in tiny bodies theory of cat psychology” has me cackling 😂
I love hearing your voice! I am capable of reading but why??? When I can have you speak to me!
I need to join you in Lamu. A 3 am float is what my soul craves!
Lee!!! You must! These floats are so fun -- the woman who owns the barge will get on the mic and tell people to "balance the boat" or they will have to get off because she doesn't care about the money, she cares about their safety. There's a DJ, dancing, a cool breeze, and wonderful people. I'd love for you to join. And I'm thrilled you like the recording :)
Proud childless cat lady here, reporting for duty (cat mom of two jet black cats who really are panthers prowling around my house) - and I couldn't be more glad that our time has come to rise up. Finally! I never had the maternal instinct, so, yes, I chose (gasp!) to remain a childless cat lady. The horror!
But, like you, I get to enjoy a pretty f'ing rad, footloose life; breaking my heart wide open in elephant sanctuaries in Laos + Cambodia, then cycling across Vietman last year. Loving on baby elephants in Botswana then marveling at wild herds on safari this summer. More elephant love in S. Africa. In October, I'll be trekking elusive desert elephants after dawn Yoga in Namibia. (Yes, there's a theme here ... 🐘🐈⬛)
Guess what?! These epic adventures - which I definitely don't take for granted - would be all but impossible if I weren't a childless cat lady very much in love with my own life.
So, I shall wear my badge and let my freak flag fly proudly with both arms held high. And will be cackling like a witch stroking my black cats as Kamala is sworn in on January 20, 2025. Eat it, J.D.
It's so true. I have a laundry list of things I know I wouldn't have done in the way I did them. And while I recognize that people do enjoy going on holiday with their children, that's not me lol. We've worked hard for this life and there's not a single insult or dumb meme that would make me think about doing it differently.
This is amazing and hilarious, glad you’re getting so time to recover from all the adulting. I’m very pro-cat but have heard just about every anti-cat ideology out there, but your “big cats trapped in tiny bodies theory of cat psychology” has me cackling 😂
Thanks, I certainly had fun with it. You should have heard me cackling every time I took a photo. People must have been wondering what I was up to!
“Dear patriarchy, fuck this hole you dig for me. I shit in it and claw your face next”.
I'm dying 🤣
I think you could just say "Digging a hole to take a shit," and leave it at that. It's brilliant.
I love you Mel 🤣