I hate to say it, but Zuck’s onto something. I’m tired of whiney little bitches too.
You know, the ones who complain about being unfairly targeted for raping women and drinking on the job. Suck it up, Pete. Real men ask for consent and don’t drink themselves into oblivion because they want to remember that good pussy. Amateur.
But can I get a HELL YES for warrior culture? You know the kind where we bleed shamelessly and with little regard for your office furniture because there aren’t any tampons in men’s bathrooms. You think you’re so smart targeting gender nonconfirming folks but the joke’s on you. Ruthless women piss in men’s bathrooms because our lines are too long. We’re not even going to try to clean the seat when our shaking thighs result in a misdirected hover. Redemption is real, motherfuckers.
I’m all for this meritocracy these men are pedaling. But it might mean their girl Tulsi will be out of a job since she doesn’t know shit about shit (except for Russian talking points). Since it’s ok to bash women now, fuck all the white women who voted for Trump. Is that what you meant by embracing masculinity, Zuck? Cause I got a lot more where that came from.
Fact-checking is for losers. Just ask Elon. X’s community policing approach Meta is fangirling over is so wildly successful the platform has lost 7 million users, its revenue has shrunk by 40%, and it’s now only worth $673 million, which I guess is pretty close to Twitter’s $5.7 billion valuation before Musk took it over. Like that #girlmath?
Oops, you don’t because it reminds you that men have lost their place as the family breadwinner, they have fewer friends than women, and they are trailing behind in education from elementary school to university. You blame that on woke culture, but really it might be that we have reclaimed masculinity on our own terms—we’re independent, successful risk-takers and we have accomplished all of that despite you.
Zuck, you forget that there are people like me who grew up drinking water out of hoses in between our games of dodgeball where we took great pride in knocking Chad the fuck out. Now we’re in perimenopause, tired, and feral AF with nothing to lose except for the batteries to our vibrators. I can’t wait to speak my truth, which will include quoting Nazis. Don’t act like you’re the only ones who can do that.
“The big joke on democracy,” Joseph Goebbels said, “is that it gives its mortal enemies the means to its own destruction.” Stop acting like this is your first time, boys. We see you.
The most important thing we have is each other and they can’t take that away from us.
⬇️ Here’s what I’m personally inviting you to be a part of with me in the first half of 2025:
On January 24th, I’ll be speaking at The Ski Retreat. There are a few spots left to join in on a few days of skiing and riding, private yoga classes, culinary delights, and more in Lake Tahoe.
In March I’ll be facilitating my new offering, 〰️ Limitless 〰️. This four-week course is for purpose-driven entrepreneurs, creatives, freelancers, and dreamers who want a feel-good, action-oriented safe space to find clarity, motivation, and excitement about your 2025 goals.
In early April, I’ll be hosting an in-person gathering in Salt Lake City while en route to Boot Tan Fest. Details coming soon!
At the end of April join me for Bachelorette, a five-day, four-night getaway to Mt. Bachelor. DM or email me for details.
In May, I’m hosting Full Send, a collaborative workspace to grow and nurture your emails, newsletters, and creative writing.
And in July, I’m off to Kenya and you can join me for this epic cycling trip! DM me or email me for details.
That’s all for me today friends. Friendly reminder that the remainder of my posts this month will be for paid subscribers, so if you don’t want to miss out, you know what to do!
xxoo,
Jen
OMFG I needed this! Love you.